dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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