kristin has been a bad kristin
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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