they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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