So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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