he shaved USA in his pubs
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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