bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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