Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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