Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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