I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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