I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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