a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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