should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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