Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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