Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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