fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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