So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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