I can't breathe out the right side of my face
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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