Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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