Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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