And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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