Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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