whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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