I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.