This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.