Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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