If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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