my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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