I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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