On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
