As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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