i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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