Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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