Will you blow on my dice?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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