Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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