Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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