why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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