The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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