I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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