Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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