I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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