i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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