I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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