She announced her abortion via fbk
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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