He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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