dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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