I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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