Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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