so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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