Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
pop tarts are not kleenex
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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