Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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