And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
