i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
50% drunk capacity currently
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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