Pappa wants mamma naked
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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