It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
only if we run a train.
done.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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