...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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