Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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