We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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